101 Great Cuss/Swear Word Alternatives
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Out of these alternative cuss words, which is YOUR favorite?
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If you have children, or are around them on a daily basis, or even at work or school, you know how hard it is to come up with creative alternatives to cussing. Here is a list of 101 great words and phrases that you can use instead of swearing! Feel free to to use any of these with your own kids add your best words and phrases to the list!
- Shnookerdookies!
- Fudge nuggets!
- Cheese and rice!
- Sugar!
- God Bless America!
- Poo!
- Snickerdoodle!
- Banana Shenanigans!
- Six!... and two is eight!
- God bless it!
- Barbara Streisand!
- Fiddle Sticks!
- Jiminy Crickets!
- Son of a Gun!
- Egad!
- Great Scott!
- Caesar’s ghost!
- Merlin’s beard!
- Merlin’s pants!
- Shucks!
- Darn!
- Dagnabbit!
- Dang Rabbit!
- Dadgummit!
- Jumpin’Jiminy!
- Gee Whilickers!
- Gee Whiz!
- Cheese Whiz!
- Good night!
- Sam Hill!
- Son of a Monkey!
- Son of a Bucket!
- William Shatner!
- Son of a Motherless Goat!
- Judas Priest!
- Gosh Darnit!
- Shut the Front Door!
- Holy Cow!
- Horse Pucky!
- Geez!
- Sufferin’ Succotash!
- Son of a Mother Trucker!
- Fudge Berries!
- Geez Terwilligers!
- Mothersmucker!
- Cornnuts!
- Poo on a stick!
- Aw, Duck Water!
- Jerk Water!
- Dillweed!
- Oh Snap!
- OMG!
- Fraggle Rock!
- Phooey!
- Bogus!
- Bull Spit!
- Crap!
- Crikey!
- Scuddle Butt!
- Shuzzbutt!
- Son of a Biscuit!
- Leapin’ Lizards!
- Oh My Gosh!
- Oh My Goodness!
- Peanut Butter and Jelly!
- Drat!
- Oh, man!
- Oh, Dear!
- Crimeny!
- Mother of Pearl!
- Tartar Sauce!
- Fish Paste!
- Fart Knocker!
- Hobknocker!
- Pokemon!
- Golly Gee!
- What the Frog!
- Kitty Whiskers!
- Barnicles!
- Eat Soap!
- Eat Slugs!
- Go Lick a Duck!
- For Pete’s Sake!
- I Don’t Give a Donald Duck!
- Cheeses!
- Pluck it!
- Yuck Fou!
- Aww, Noodles!
- Hamburgers!
- Geez Louise!
- Fishsticks!
- Frack!
- Jumpin’ Jehosephat!
- What the Cuss!
- Narf!
- Marklar!
- Shitake Mushrooms!
- Son of a Nutcracker!
- Raspberries!
- Shikaka!
- Mecrob!
If 101 great cussword alternative just isn't enough, check out http://tmapsey.hubpages.com/hub/Holy-Frijoles-101-More-SwearCuss-Word-Alternatives!
- T. M. Apsey
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Snickerfritz! and Shoota Monkey! have saved me a time or two! Of course, what did a monkey ever do to you usually followed! Cute hub! I voted up, useful and funny!
Ha ha these are great! I'll have to remember them next time I almost swear in front of my 3 1/2 year-old neice.
Great hub with some good suggestions, I found humor in some as well! I just remember that the one keeping score knows my intent as I replace thoughts with clean words spoken, instead of the cussing. It is better to never need replacement words, but I'm guilty of the gosh dern things my self, just not as often as I used to do, 50
....well I love this so much I will be posting this to my Facebook page with a direct link back here ......
Thanks everyone, I had lots of fun making this one!
Fraggle Rock! These are HILARIOUS!!! I literally lol'd a couple of times. Can't wait to take some of these for a spin!
I tell my kids to Shut the Uck Fup and go to bed!
I would probably get that one tangled up and have too much explaining to do!!
Hi,
I take it you have read that book that guy wrote for adults? Bleep the Bleep Up and go to bed? I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard about it. Sounds funny. However, I will say that I have never said that to my kids. I think it's awful when parents really say that to their children. I'm sure it happens all the time. I've been happy to grow up in a good environment and set the same standards for my children. I've recently written a few hubs on raising children. I've raised four of them, and they're still growing. They'll always be my babies, even once they're all grown up and left the nest. Still feeding them worms right now. Just kidding.
What the French, Toast? Is a favorite of mine ever since that Orbit Gum commercial... Now I can add some to my arsenal, Lordy knows, my boys can surely give me a run for my money.... SSSSHHHHugar tops my list daily. Thanks!
Oh how I need this right now, my son is catching on to my horrible bad language... This was absolutely the best way to start my day. I have been using the "go fly a kite" quite a bit, yet then my son starts literally looking for a kite to fly, oh well.
Awesome!!
Dear Theresa ~ Gave you bunches of #OMG clicks above for laughter, fun, useful and awesome list of substitute words. Very much enjoyed the fun. Be well, Debby
This is so great. I made my son copy a definition out of the dictionary if he cussed when he was little. I told him he sounded ignorant using 4 letter words and that he couldn't actually be uninformed.So, he had to learn a word if he used one. If he used multiple words, he could copy the dictionary all day. He is a smart kid and figured out that he did not want to copy that whole book and stopped after the first time. But, I bet he would have liked your list of suggestions a lot better.
Ha! Great list. Definitely a funny click. I struggled to make the switch when I taught small children. Sometimes I would pause with my mouth open so I could make sure of what I was about to say.
Friends who knew me as a teen think it is hilarious to hear me come out with the ones I use from your list: Fiddlesticks! Crikey! Phooey!
One I borrowed from my English sister-in-law:
"Pants!" (underwear)
I like "Pants!" That's a great one! I'll have to try it sometime!
Awesome alternatives! Some of these have been used in my house. Thanks for more ideas! voted up and shared
LOl I have actually used some of those up there!! I also use the phrase "Fudge Cake" as an alternative lol...Great hub!!
Vikki Jorgensen 10 months ago
Son of a Basket Weaver. . .
Crap on a Cracker!